I hope that when I die, people say about me, 'Boy, that guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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Jack HandeyThe mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.
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Laurence J. PeterPolitics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.
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Robert Louis Stevenson
I like sounding well read so.....
A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men.
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Anonymous
We seem to believe it is possible to ward off death by following rules of good grooming.
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Don DelilloIt is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.
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Alec BourneFailure is not the only punishment for laziness; there is also the success of others.
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Jules Renard
Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.
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Quentin CrispI have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him.
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Galileo Galilei
Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night.
- Edgar Allan Poe
He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed.
- David Frost The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
- e e cummings Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
- Mickey Mouse
Try to learn something about everything and everything about something.
- Thomas H. Huxley
- Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length.
- Robert Frost
An idealist is a person who helps other people to be prosperous.
- Henry Ford
An author is a fool who, not content with boring those he lives with, insists on boring future generations.
- Charles de Montesquieu